Author Archives: Andy Binns

Free power

I find myself with 3 six volt berteries on my bench. All bikes now 12 volt so need shut.
Free for collection, if you need 1 or all 3
Collection from BD162QX
You can get me on 07980837005 if no reply please text
Cheese
Bynnzi

Wobbly bobbly

Setting off recently on my trophy loaded up for camping the steering was so bad I had to return home and set off again on my outfit. The symptoms were a bit like someone vigorously shaking the front wheel. I have not had any problems in the past. I have checked the shocks, head bearings and bushes but all are ok. I run the bike on 30psi tyre pressures, it handles fine when solo.
Any thoughts?77DE2F9A-035B-4B86-BA14-8D56D09FAB73

Budgie smugglers (speedos)

Greetings chums, I find that I need a speedo cable for a ts 125. The bundle of them that I have had hanging in v shed for years seems to have done a runner. I am pointing a finger in Mrs bs direction.
Anyhoo, does anyone have a spare they would part with.
Please email at bynnsi@gmail.com
Or txt 07980837005.
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Harmby camp

Greetings chums,
To anybody who may be interested, I called today to check on the venue for the camp on 6/9 after the recent flooding in the Leyburn area. The pub and campsite we’re lucky and were not troubled by flooding. So all systems are go and the camp is on.
Also Mr H will be there with his roadkill cafe erection, as the pub doesn’t do food he is willing to feed and water the assembled for a donation of £8pp
As well as 2 evening meals this includes 2 cans lager,CE0FA264-3D51-4E5C-9676-0689747DEAB0cheese biscuits and port.
I have thrown my campstove away and shall be sampling his fare

Free to good home (or bad I don’t really care)

MZ Etz 251 frame with steering head, center stand and back mudguard.
No V5 but has number plate. FREE FREE FREE and again FREE
Sick of falling over it, and Mrs B getting on my case

Also ETZ 125 complete, runs but sounds like a cement mixer so guess mains have gone. Nice shade of beige.V5 in my name.
Open to reasonable offer, otherwise going on fleabay

You can contact me on either by messaging me on 07980837005

Cheese
Bynnzi

Cake face

Calling all cake aficionados,
Summer is coming and should anyone fancy a run out to the Lake District I have discovered cake nirvana.
Located in the village of hawkshead, the sun cafe is the place for tea therapy.
Easily found next door to the sun pub and recognised by numerous dustbin lid sized confections on display in the window.
A slice of cake the size of a wheel chock and a pot of tea will set you back £6.
If you are of the cake nibbling bent rather than the scoffing with gusto type you can have the uneaten wedge boxed up for later consumption, but don’t forget your bungies for strapping it to your steed.
Sadly after my last visit Mrs Bynzi has put me on short rations as my lederhosen are getting a bit tight.
Enjoy!
Bynzzi

Etz side panel

Talking to a guy at the yeti camp who had just had the misfortune of watching his side panel fall off and be run over by a lorry. When I had stopped laughing I offered him one which I have in my substantial stores. Sadly I neglected to take any details from him so have been unable to honour my benevolence.If anyone knows who this chap is please let me know so I can send him a splendid shiny silver one, unfortunately his bike was black.
Cheese
Bynzi

Smoke oil

Greetings all.
Just read the article about smoke oil in the latest MZ rider,just a heads up. I am currently using Carlube 2t which is for sale at morrisons petrol stations and sometimes in store for the miserly sum of 2quids for 500ml
Keep on global warming
Cheese
Bynzi

Baldy

Greetings, I am getting bored with putting new tyres on my outfit. I am generally getting 2500 from the rear and 3000 from the front. Does anyone know where I can get better tyres.
Bike is an Etz 250
Cheese
Bynnsi

Free clobber

Greetings, I have two fabric bike jackets which are of no use to me both have very little wear and are red
One is by buffalo and has as small scorch hole on one sleeve, this could be covered with a stick on badge. Otherwise like new
The other is by Nankai and is also like new.
Both in size fat and both free to good home (lying about the good home bit, I don’t really care if you live in a shit tip)
Pick up from BD16
Cheese
Bynnsi

Torres canyon for sale

Matchless g80

Matchless g80

I am finally tired of rescuing cormorants from the oil slick in my garage, so have decided to pass on the joy of ownership of my Matchless G80 500 Bike is registered in 1949 so is mot and tax free. Other than fitting a mikuni carb and electronic ignition for reliability is as found. Cosmetically challenged as they say.. I have run bike for 2years and other than the throttle collapsing has bee very reliable. I want £2600 for it but am open to px or swop, why? Please ring bynnsi on 07980837005

I am finally tired of rescuing cormorants from the oil slick in my garage, so have decided to pass on the joy of ownership of my Matchless G80 500
Bike is registered in 1949 so is mot and tax free. Other than fitting a mikuni carb and electronic ignition for reliability is as found. Cosmetically challenged as they say..
I have run bike for 2years and other than the throttle collapsing has bee very reliable.
I want £2600 for it but am open to px or swop, why?
Please ring bynnsi on 07980837005

Free to midget

Free to midget, t force leather jacket, size 40? Presume this is girly size. I could fit my manly girth into it only with the addition of an 8″zip extender. Very good condition, please ring Bynnzi on 07980837005 if interested. If under age please get Snow White to vouch for you.
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